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Name: Nate Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States Birthday: 3/29/1985 Gender: Male
Interests: Listening to music, playing music, eating food, walking watching movies, and composing music. (AIM Fat Randy 18) Expertise: I can sit and watch T.V.............and eat! Occupation: Student Industry: Media
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Member Since:
1/21/2003
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| So I was walking the streets of Lawrence, enjoying a slice of Pyramid Pizza, when all of a sudden, on of the sewer manholes pops off. Out of it a princess jumps out with orange hair and a pink puffy dress on, running away real fast. Then this small chubby plumber guy jumps out with a bright red hat on, matching with his bright red overalls, with a huge nose and a foot long mustache curled up right underneath the snout. He lands on the ground, looks and me and goes "The things I do for bitches," and runs away towards the princess, holding this feather. As he ran away, the son of a bitch turned into a racoon and flew off into the air. Then this thing that looked like a disfigured bean with eyes and a frowning mouth shuffled after the other two mumbling "Motherfuckers making me chase them goddamnit..." After that, a weird turtle with a long neck and a narrow head jumped out, looked around and went in the total opposite direction. Then this humoungous dragon leaped out and gave this lound growl of frusturation. He shot a fire ball at the nearest house and laughed while the house bursted into flames. He then proceeded to run towards the other group that had ran away. Right after that, a box appears above my head with a flashing question mark. I lightly touch it and out comes this eourmous mushroom. I procced to eat it for no reason and all of a sudden became about twic my size. I flipped out for about 5 minutes wondering if this was healthy, but then soon realzed I could jump real high and land on things to flatten them out with noproblem at all. I did this to a couple of cars parked along the street and did it to a couple of people that walked by. It was sweet. | | |
| So I realized that I don't really use this site for anything else, but to promote a killer band by the name of groovelight. As I was thinking to myself about my little dilema, the Queen of black b-movies, Pam Grier came up to me and said "Sugar what the hell are you doing! You selling drugs to my sister? Cuz if you are, I'm going to cut your mother fuckin' ass and throw it in to the dumpster right after I seduce you as a busty prostitue, tricking you into showing more stash of drugs." I looked at her a=in horror and said "Please spare me! How about we go sip on some martini's while seeing Groovelight Live in "The Cage" near the cafeteria at William Jewell College this Sunday at 8:00 pm. Why? Because they're an awesome indie-jazz fusion rock band!!! And the bass player is the hottest guy that you will ever meet! So be there, or be forgotten!! Ahh!!!" So she broke a smile and said "Sure thing baby. Now. Come lay down on my dirty pillows." And I did just that.
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| GROOVELIGHT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
GROOVELIGHT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
GROOVELIGHT MOTHER FUCKIN' LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
When you say??????
Wednesday, October 6 at Black Dog Coffee House at 8:00 pm.
Friday, October 8 at Roma Coffee Co. at 8:00
Roma Coffee Co. Is located at at the south west corner of the shopping area at 135th and Antioch. Behind Mimi's and accross the street from Vintage Stock and Uno's Pizza.
BlackDog Coffee House is on the south side of 87th street, just a little east of Pflumm. Right next to video library and behind Mr Goodcents.
if you need more specific directions, give Gunar a call at (913)484-7348 or me (Nate) at (913) 909-8391.
BE THERE BITCHES!!!!!
www.groovelight.com
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| So I'm getting ready to go off to the College town of Lawrence and probably never update this thing again. Bye. | | |
| So Groovelight is playing at Black Dog Coffee House. Be there, bitch.
www.groovelight.com
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